Fnovd of Moonrunner
Arcane - 35 MPG, 4 year 100k mile warranty, but only seats 2
Fire - 10 MPG, no warranty, no brakes, but can fly
Frost - Bicycle with lazerbeems
Bobmarlee of Spirestone
Ahh yes, Undercity. The Las Vegas of Azeroth.
You'd think they'd show some professional courtesy. Like rats never biting lawyers, that kind of thing.
Vacus of Earthen Ring
I miss the old AV, where a combined charge of wolf riders + Lokholar would snap through 40 alliance players like a pile of twigs and charge on towards victory.
Then they'd reach the bridge, say 'oh *!%@ that !@@# I'm not going on there', mill around at stormpike for a few hours, and then alliance wins.
Thedaylight of Ravencrest
Here is my list of things learned from the mage forums:
1. Get to 60 (or 70), then you will understand
2. Magisters lol
3. “OMG 12000 CRIT” threads are rick-rolls
4. Most threads are rick-rolls
5. No matter how good your pvp rating is; you, your team, and your video still all suck
6. Anyone who has any trouble beating any other class, sucks
7. Your guild isn’t in the Black Temple, so you do not understand anything about PvE
8. “Is this build any good?” No.
9. Frost Mages are Republicans. Fire Mages are Democrats. Arcane mages are anarchists.
10. Mage dps is horrible. Warlocks and Shadow Priests and Rogues and BM hunters need to be nerfed
11. If you don’t out dps everyone else, you just need to LEARN2PLAY nooblet
12. Get a better guild imo
13. Why did you take mage talent X? It’s worthless
14. Your mage spec takes no skill
15. BLIZZ WHY DO YOU PUT SPIRIT ON MAGE GEAR
16. WHY DOES MY EVOCATION ONLY GIVE ME 500 MANA
17. HOW DO YOU EVER RUN OUT OF MANA
18. Blizzard hates all mages
19. Any set for the mage that Blizzard designs is destined to make your mage look like a clown, party favor, or trick or treater
20. In spite of all of it, people love their mages
Hawtbox of Daggerspine
Can you please fraps yourself playing so I can decide whether or not it would be entertaining enough to buy my cat a copy of WoW?